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Andrew: "MOMMY...mommy.... I need help...I have a booger. I'll go first and then you try to get it."


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~Andrew, age 3



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Me:"You CAN'T run & hide from me in a store. It scares me, someone could take you & it'd break my heart. Do you understand?"

Andrew:hysterically crying.."NO..that is not what'd happen. If someone get me, then I would get them & kick them & push them cause if they get me they're a BAD guy & I beat bad bad guys."



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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "momma, momma you have to listen to me!! You have to listen to me and give me what I want."

...This came across the monitor while Andrew was sleeping. I hope he is having better luck in his dream argument with me.



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~Andrew, age 3



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Kyle: "Andrew, stop jumping on the couch."

Andrew: "But why"

Kyle: "Because we don't jump on the couch, it could break the couch."

Andrew: "But, Mommy let's me... mommy let's me when you aren't home."



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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "Mommy, I want a teddy graham"

Me: " No Andrew it's bedtime."

Andrew: "But Mommy, I just want one. If ya don't give me one, then when I do get some I will give em to Daddy, Auntie Lumpy, Gammy, Tessa & Bella & NONE to you. but if you make a GOOD choice & give me one now, I will give ya a lot."



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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "Hey Mommy, uh ya know yesterday. Daddy was driving and the light turned red and he just kept going and going. ..all the way home. He never stopped at the light, just kept going."


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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Daddy: "No Andrew, not for breakfast. "

Andrew: "I'm going to go ask mommy. If she says no, you are right. If she says yes, you were wrong."



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~Andrew, age 3



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Me: "Ugh, that Freakin stupid car."

Andrew: "Um mommy, I wouldn't say that. I would that car is being very bad. We don't say bad words. "



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~Andrew, age 3



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Me: "Happy Birthday Andrew!!!!"

Andrew: "Mommy, I think you're lying to me."

Me: "What, why?"

Andrew: "Well, I don't think I'm 4, I woke up and I don't feel like I grow'd up at all. So I must still be 3."



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~Andrew, age 4



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Me: "I love you. ..I love you, I love you in the morning and in the afternoon. I love how you take me everywhere, and I love daddy. I love you so much. I love you, I love you, I love you. Mommy, do you like my song ??"

Andrew: "Oh so much, handsome."



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~Andrew, age 4



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