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Halen, age 8   (Ryan P.'s son)





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Halen's Quipps


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"I not a BAD scientist"


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~Halen, age 3, In response to me calling him a mad scientist when trying on one of my white shirts.




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Me: "I really missed you guys!"


Riordan: "And I really missed you."


Halen: "And I farted."


(Giving them a bath on my first day back from a trip.)


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~Halen, age 3



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Melissa: "Do you know what band does that song? It's Daddy's favorite band, and they're called Van Halen."

Halen: "Van Me?? Is there a Van Christopher and a Van Riordan, too?"


(While listening to one of Halen's favorite songs, "Tattoo.")


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~Halen, age 3



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Halen: "Dad, where's my father?"

Me: "I'm right here."

Halen: "Is it Far, Far Away?"


(making a reference to Star Wars.)


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~Halen, age 3



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Halen: "Is this dinosaur poop?" (While holding a potato)

Melissa: "No, it's a potato."

Halen (Examining the potato): "No, it's dinosaur poop."



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~Halen, age 3



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"I respect you and I like you."


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~Halen, age 3, While talking to his cousin in Alaska over the phone.



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"I wish I had that when I was my age..."


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~Halen, age 4, While watching a unicycle video.



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(While watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates)

Halen: "Are those kids on the boat?"

Me: "Yes."

Halen: "I wonder who their mommy is..."



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~Halen, age 4



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"Why is Halen in your eyes?"


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~Halen, age 4, While I was wearing sunglasses and bending over him buckling him in his seat.



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Halen: Can I marry you when I'm a grown up?
Melissa: You won't want want to marry your mama!
Halen: Please?!



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~Halen, age 4



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