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Riordan, age 11   (Ryan P.'s son)





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Riordan: "Did you used to be a pirate?"

Me: "...No. Why do you ask?"

Riordan: "Because your teeth are dirty."

Me: "They're not dirty. Teeth aren't always completely white. Mine have always been like that."

Riordan: "You must have been an ugly baby!"



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~Riordan, age 5



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"Can I have more milk please? It's like sucking milk from Mommy's boob."


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~Riordan, age 5, While handing me his sippy cup his milk was in.



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Riordan: "Where is the orange??"

Me: "It's right there."

Riordan: "No! That's MANGO..."


(While drawing with a colored pencil app on his iPod.)


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~Riordan, age 5




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"Killing chickens isn't cute, but we need them to eat, so..."


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~Riordan, age 5



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Where did he get that?? lol


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"These are all the things in my brain"


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~Riordan, age 5, Documented math problems on chalk board during quiet time.




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Ahhh the days when it all fit on one chalkboard...


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"Hey Dad - two things: One, can I take a shower? And two, well, two is say 'yes!'"


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~Riordan, age 5



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"I can spell 'poop' frontwards and backwards."


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~Riordan, age 5



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Riordan (laughing): "She took a video of her farting."

Me: "Lovely..."

Riordan: "It wasn't THAT inappropriate."


(While discussing text message exchanges with his cousin.)


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~Riordan, age 5



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"It's just like I know your brain!"


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~Riordan, age 5, After dueling to a tie four times in a row in Rock Paper Scissors.



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"That was sour-iffic!"


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~Riordan, age 5, After eating a Jolly Rancher.



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