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"I not a BAD scientist"


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~Halen, age 3, In response to me calling him a mad scientist when trying on one of my white shirts.




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"I wonder why saying "butt" is so funny...(laughs)"


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~Riordan, age 5



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Me: "I really missed you guys!"


Riordan: "And I really missed you."


Halen: "And I farted."


(Giving them a bath on my first day back from a trip.)


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~Halen, age 3



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Riordan: "I love you because you rub my back."

Me: "Is that the only reason?"

Riordan: "And because you are a good daddy, and because you are really strong: you look like you could crush a million school buses!"



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~Riordan, age 5



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Melissa: "Do you know what band does that song? It's Daddy's favorite band, and they're called Van Halen."

Halen: "Van Me?? Is there a Van Christopher and a Van Riordan, too?"


(While listening to one of Halen's favorite songs, "Tattoo.")


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~Halen, age 3



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"I want to keep eating dinner forever!"


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~Riordan, age 5, While eating a meal he planned and helped to fix (from a cookbook for children).



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"I forgot the spirit of climbing trees..."


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~Riordan, age 6, said wistfully to a little girl who just climbed a tree.



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Halen: "Dad, where's my father?"

Me: "I'm right here."

Halen: "Is it Far, Far Away?"


(making a reference to Star Wars.)


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~Halen, age 3



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Halen: "Is this dinosaur poop?" (While holding a potato)

Melissa: "No, it's a potato."

Halen (Examining the potato): "No, it's dinosaur poop."



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~Halen, age 3



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"I respect you and I like you."


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~Halen, age 3, While talking to his cousin in Alaska over the phone.



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