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"I'm sorry, Mommy. Some people just like ice cream."

~Maggie, age 5, Maggie's explanation when she was busted for eating a carton of ice cream without permission.



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So true. Some people do just like ice cream.


3

"Please dont call me Aaron Pie! I am not a pie im a twin!"


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~Aaron, age 5, Aaron Pie is was his Aunt calls him.



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So....."Aaron Twin" then? Got it.


5

"If you want to be a man, just be a man!"


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~Riordan, age 5, This was in response to Riordan's Aunt Kirsten asking Riordan if she should wear Aunt Kim's clothes.. (Aunt Kirsten=butch, Aunt Kim=femme



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3

"I'm just fun-sized!"


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~Miranda, age 11




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3

"Here mom, have a strawberry! ( feeds me the strawberry) This one was on the floor!"


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~Isabella, age 2



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While explaining to the kids what athlete's foot is and that it can make feet stink really bad, Eric says, "Then Sean has athlete's butt."


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~Eric, age 10



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3

"Little boys don't need underwear."


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~Alex, age 3, When asked why he wasn't wearing any



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3

"I can catch myself"


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~Alex, age 3, When daddy offered to catch him coming down the slide.



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4

"I wike science, you wike-a science?"


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~Catherine, age 1, At dinner Ben was explaining evaporation to us and said he liked science, asked Daddy if he liked science, so Catherine wanted to do the same thing.



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I wike-a this!


4

"Um, Miss Maggie? Sorry, but my deodorant is probably not going to work today. It's freezing out there, and my deodorant is heat-activated."


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~Bartley, age 10



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