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I made bacon this morning and after dropping off Chloe at school, Addy and I walked into the house and I said, "Mmm, it still smells like bacon." Then Addy says, "I think it smells yucky in here. Like trash and skunks." Who says that about bacon?! BACON!


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~Adelaide, age 3



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"Penis sounds like peanut butter."


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~Adelaide, age 3



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"Well i'll be a sea monkey's uncle!!"


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~Andrew, age 3



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Me: "You need to listen the first time. How old are you?"

Andrew: "I'm 3! I'm a big boy."

Me: "Yes you are and 3 year olds listen the first time they are asked to do something."

Andrew: "Well, I'm going to go back to being a baby then."



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~Andrew, age 3



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"This is the life..." Andrew after climbing into our bed for cuddles and Octonauts.


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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "MOMMY...mommy.... I need help...I have a booger. I'll go first and then you try to get it."


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~Andrew, age 3



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After getting angry with Chloe for laughing at her, Addy tells her, "you're getting on my nerds!".


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~Adelaide, age 3



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Me:"You CAN'T run & hide from me in a store. It scares me, someone could take you & it'd break my heart. Do you understand?"

Andrew:hysterically crying.."NO..that is not what'd happen. If someone get me, then I would get them & kick them & push them cause if they get me they're a BAD guy & I beat bad bad guys."



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~Andrew, age 3



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Andrew: "momma, momma you have to listen to me!! You have to listen to me and give me what I want."

...This came across the monitor while Andrew was sleeping. I hope he is having better luck in his dream argument with me.



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~Andrew, age 3



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Adelaide: "I hope you're with me forever, mom."

Me: "Aw. Thanks kid."

Adelaide: "Yeah, I hope you don't die today."

Me: "..."



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~Adelaide, age 3



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